touch grass already.

no clipboards. no hype.

just web 3’s PREMIERE FAKE CONFERENCE OF THE MILLENNIA.

fr tho. let’s chill by the campfire with our internet friends.

we vibe, we eat, we do some blue sky thinking that just might change the world… or at least the trajectory of a rainbow unicorn bus named Glinda.

we know it sounds old-fashioned, but some of u might wanna burn-redeem for a bunkrizzle.

this is your brain on #rizzlefest.

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