Crypto Artist Miraculously Remembers Passion for Digital Art Just as Bitcoin Nears All-Time High

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by Definitely A. Hooman | October 29, 2024

SOMEWHERE IN THE METAVERSE—In a shockingly well-timed resurgence, an anonymous crypto artist, known only by their wallet address 0xF4D3..., has suddenly rekindled their creative passion right as Bitcoin (BTC) creeps toward its all-time high.

“It’s crazy, man. I woke up this morning, checked the charts, and it hit me—I should really get back into the art,” said the artist, "I guess I’ve just been waiting for... the right vibe."

Coldie, a revered pioneer of the crypto art scene, reacted succinctly in a tweet earlier today: “Oh yeah, I remember that artist... welcome back.”

as bitcoin nears all time high, well-respected crypto artist @Coldie strikes back with witty quip

Despite two years of radio silence and zero mints since the last bull cycle, the anonymous artist insists that their motivations remain pure. “It’s not about the money,” the artist said during a hastily arranged Twitter Space titled 'This Is the Real Me Now'—their first public appearance since rage-quitting the space in 2022 over “too much copy-pasta.”

Yet the internet cartoon remains unfazed. "This time, I'm here for the long run," they assured fans. "It's not just about minting art but building a community.”

When asked if they were planning to release a new roadmap, they cryptically responded, “If the market holds, you’ll know soon enough.”